Celebrity Endorsement

Bollywood hippy chick, Zeenat Aman says:

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The Revenge of Carlos Plynkes. For truly beautiful skin."

Though scientifically proven to reverse ageing in our labs, there is no actual evidence it works. Not to be taken internally. May cause skin irritation and drowsiness.

Cleopatra Jones

Heard the sad news that Tamara Dobson died this week. So in her honour, here's a gallery of pics from Cleopatra Jones that I half-inched in a quick internet raid:

Antonio Fargas as Doodlebug.

Cleopatra Jones doing her thing.

Cleo tooling up in her James Bond Car.

Car chase in that L.A. location used in a about a million motion pictures (and video games).

Cleo looking damn fine.

Foxy!

Poster.

Um, another poster.

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Bye, Tamara and thanks. That's all I've got to say.

Tamara Dobson, 1947-2006.

Another Celebrity Endorsement

Golden Guitar God Peter Frampton's famous "Talking Guitar" says:
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The Revenge of Carlos Plynkes. You know you want to. "

Celebrity Endorsement

Asha Bhosle, the Golden Voice of Bollywood says:
"After a hard, gruelling day of playback singing, making those talentless beauties from the silver screen sound like they can actually hit a note, there's nothing I like more than kicking off my shoes and relaxing with a Revenge of Carlos Plynkes battle report.

Try it yourself. You'll be amazed at the results. The Revenge of Carlos Plynkes. Because you're worth it."