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Friday, January 05, 2007
Biggles in Africa
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Sieges in the new Total War Game
Just a few pics for TMPer Lentulus, who was asking what the sieges were like in the new version of Medieval Total War.
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A very big crossbow indeed launches a fiery bolt (the fire is optional, though Hollywood Producers will no doubt always use it).
Hmmm. What can these be? Look like mobile wine racks. How thoughtful. Just what you want on a hot, thirsty battlefield. I'll have the Chilean Chardonnay, please .
Much better than boring old canons...Finally, below we see the French attacking a huge city of the Empire, somewhere in Germany...
O, Flower of Scotland
Now I'll take you through a castle assault from start to finish. I've opted for the "Late" period as you get all kinds of gunpowdery fun and cooler units.
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Here we see the beastly English, up to no good as usual. They are about to storm a massive Scottish castle, that is held with a reasonably-sized garrison. It won't be easy.
But we'd rather capture the place without damaging it too much, so we'll hold fire with the artillery and send in the siege towers.
Rats! The lads from the first tower have had enough. The ladders came too late. It's all going pear-shaped.
So the escalade has failed. Bum.Okay, so now the English general decides to stop worrying about capturing the castle intact and does what he should've done all along. Time for the heavy guns.
The Scots decide not to try and hold the breaches, and withdraw to the next line of defence. The English take the outer works and advance further in.
The Scots noble pikemen bizarrely plump for the "Butch and Sundance" option, and come charging out to face their foe.
And the end is a somewhat anti-climactic massacre.The Hills are bare now,
And Autumn leaves
Lie thick and still,
O'er land that is lost now,
Which those so dearly held.
O Flower of Scotland,
When we will see your like again?
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