The Chateau of Cheverny. It inspired Georges Remi (Hergé) to create Moulinsart, Captain Haddock's ancestral home. Our contact was here somewhere.
A magnificent and famous Renaissance tapestry. It is called "The argument over the restaurant bill."
No idea what's going on in that pic, but it looks dashed odd. You'll have to make up your own silly caption, I'm afraid.
Our contact had left us a coded message in the hand of the chap in the ruff. We memorised it to decipher later, and carried on with our visit, posing as tourists to keep up appearances.
Here's Sickers, indulging in a little mindless vandalism inside the Tintin exhibition. Well, he is a teenager now, what do you expect?
So we left beautiful, tranquil Cheverny, and moved on yet again. Well, it would be tranquil if there weren't so many bloody tourists there.
We saw this Caddy in the car park. Here's Sickly leaning against it and pretending to be an Hispanic gang-banger from Los Santos.
Napoleonic France, thanks to the meddling of Cardinal Richelieu, had developed Nuclear Power! There was no time to lose. Stealing all nuclear secrets we could lay our paws on, we fled to the coast. We had to inform the Admiralty, who no doubt would pass this intelligence along to the Ministry for Gross Anachronism in Whitehall.
The streets are littered with artists, trying to sell their work. Instead of buying this one, I merely took a photo of it. Ha! That'll teach him to slip off to the loo and leave it unattended.
Back on the quarterdeck of Facetious, this time flying her true colours. I told Sickers to stand still until I said, as it was one of those old Victorian cameras. Gave me a chance to slink off for some peace and quiet for a bit.
Later, in the Great Cabin, Plynkes and Sickly perform some of their favourite Dexy's Midnight Runners, plus some lighter pieces, too.
Finally safe home to Spit Head and Pompey. There's the controversial Spinnaker Tower, built by the Cybermen during their invasion of 2006, by the looks of things.
And that, believe it or not, is HMS Victory, taken from the deck of Facetious. Remind me to get a more powerful flash for the camera.
So, another successful mission over. Later we learned that thanks to our efforts and the diplomatic leverage gained thereby, Britain was able to emerge advantageously from the 1816 Treaty of Milton Keynes. The French agreed to refrain from using nuclear technology until such a time as it had actually been invented, and to only use the military application of said technology against our nations' mutual foe: The Polynesians. So that's all right then.
The world sleeps safe again tonight.
So, another successful mission over. Later we learned that thanks to our efforts and the diplomatic leverage gained thereby, Britain was able to emerge advantageously from the 1816 Treaty of Milton Keynes. The French agreed to refrain from using nuclear technology until such a time as it had actually been invented, and to only use the military application of said technology against our nations' mutual foe: The Polynesians. So that's all right then.
The world sleeps safe again tonight.
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