Sunday, September 24, 2006

STOP PRESS: HAND OF GOD SPOTTED OVER MEGA-CITY ONE!!!

Numerous citizens reporting seeing the Hand of God in the skies over the city this morning. This supernatural phenomenon is being blamed for the poor performance of Justice Department officials in their attempts to prevent a gang-related contretemps earlier today.

No judges were available for comment.

Source: Mega-City Weekly World News (Return of Batboy Special Edition).

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