Golden Guitar God Peter Frampton's famous "Talking Guitar" says:
"Wuh-wa-wa-wa-wuh-wa-wuh-wa... After a hard day rocking stadiums in the early 70s, there's nothing I like more than kicking off my shoes and relaxing with a battle report from The Revenge of Carlos Plynkes.
Wuh-wa-wuh waa-wa-waa wuh-wah-wu-waah-wah-woh!
The Revenge of Carlos Plynkes. You know you want to. "