
The first scenario is called "Recon at Cosnes" which we changed to "Recce at Cosnes" because we're British, and as there are no Americans in the scenario we saw no need to use an American word. Sorry, awfully parochial of us, but there you are. With the 124th Infantry advancing against light opposition, Lieutenant Rommel is ordered forward on a scouting mission.




Rommel's Lawn Cricket Screamy-Cry Rule
One other rule from the scenario book deserves a mention. Protected by Fate, the Holy Spirit, or the Force of History, Rommel is allowed to shrug off the first successful attempt at killing him. In effect, you have to kill him twice.
Both Sickly and I thought this was a silly rule. But it reminded us of something and made us laugh, so we kept it. We called it the Rommel's Lawn Cricket Screamy-Cry Rule.
Both Sickly and I thought this was a silly rule. But it reminded us of something and made us laugh, so we kept it. We called it the Rommel's Lawn Cricket Screamy-Cry Rule.

Lt. Erwin Rommel, August 1914.
In many family games of cricket on the lawn down the years, it has been observed that the younger members of the family, Sickly included, often errupt into tantrums when unable to face one of Plynkes' perfect Yorkers and find themselves out first ball. This invariably leads to unmanly throwing away of the bat, storming off, and sulking in the house. Or "Throwing a Screamy-Cry" as it has become known. To keep everyone happy, and maintain a quorum of players for a game, it was often deemed necessary to allow the bawling little ones another go when they were got out. So in effect, you had to get them out twice, for the sake of family peace.
Well, the comparision was obvious. The thought of Rommel storming off in a mood like a little kid, and demanding another go because he had been shot amused us greatly. So we decided to keep the rule.
For those not familiar with Cricket, Perfect Yorkers and "Getting Out", then simply use the alternative, and much more succinct name of this rule: The Zombie Rommel Rule. Kill him once, and he gets back up. Sorry chaps, gotta kill him again.
Well, the comparision was obvious. The thought of Rommel storming off in a mood like a little kid, and demanding another go because he had been shot amused us greatly. So we decided to keep the rule.
For those not familiar with Cricket, Perfect Yorkers and "Getting Out", then simply use the alternative, and much more succinct name of this rule: The Zombie Rommel Rule. Kill him once, and he gets back up. Sorry chaps, gotta kill him again.








At this point Sickly began taunting Plynkes, encouraging him to advance, and questioning his mettle. Well, that decided the matter. "Fix Bayonets!"




So ended the first scenario. It may appear to have been one-sided, and the superior German morale was certainly a factor. Had the French had an officer to hand, the likelihood would have been that the German bayonet charge would not have been against a frightened and panicking suppressed squad, but into the teeth of vicious rifle fire. It may not have even been attempted. Having said that, it was a close affair that really all hinged on the melee.
The first rush of the German charge made little impact, but then the French retaliation was even worse. As the brutal melee continued, the Germans then proceeded to roll the flukiest dice I have ever seen, hitting and wounding with every roll, which just wiped the French out. Had the French not rolled so poorly, and the Germans not rolled so well, it could have been very different, as both sides were equal in hand-to-hand skill. But I suppose fortune favours the brave. Though if the Boche think they have learned valuable tactical lessons for the rest of the conflict I fear they will be sadly disillusioned in the months to come.
Butcher's Bill
Germans: 2 killed
French: 12 killed
The scenario was fun, and both players had a good time. A nice short little fight to ease us into the campaign. The next one involves more troops on both sides as Rommel and his platoon push forward as part of the attack against the French defenders. The French get some officers in that one, Sickly will be pleased to know. Can't wait.
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'I am the enemy you killed, my friend.
I knew you in this dark: for you so frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed,
I parried; but my hands weare loath and cold.
Let us sleep now...'
From 'Strange Meeting' by Wilfred Edward Salter Owen, 1918.
I knew you in this dark: for you so frowned
Yesterday through me as you jabbed and killed,
I parried; but my hands weare loath and cold.
Let us sleep now...'
From 'Strange Meeting' by Wilfred Edward Salter Owen, 1918.